If we shadows have offended, think but this; and all is mended that you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream.
I disclaim everything of course.
Additionally I retain the right to change my mind, to make mistakes, and all other such things as might excuse my poor behaviour. Not that I really think we have many rights anyway...
Furthermore, I can with certainty affirm that my opinions are not representative nor necessarily endorsed by my wife, my family, my employer or anybody else who I may or may not associate with.